Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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