so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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