garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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