i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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