I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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