basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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