i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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