Hey man sorry I got all grabby
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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