Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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