she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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