I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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