8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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