Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize