i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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