I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
