I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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