i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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