your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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