to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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