So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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