it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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