he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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