i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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