2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
