I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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