Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am one with the molecules
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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