Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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