Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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