The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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