Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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