yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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