She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...