there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.