More tranny stories later!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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