i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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