There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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