We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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