wakey wakey hands off snakey
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
