I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
