my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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