On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Couch. On fire.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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