He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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