people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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