I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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