Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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