Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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