Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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