Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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