Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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