so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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