ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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