farters have to be the big spoon...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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