I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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