Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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