they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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